Priority Hoarding
Bearded Ladies Cabaret
at The Hairport (444 N. 3rd St)
on view Thurs–Sunday
Take Flight at the Hairport!
Check in at the Bearded Ladies’ Hairport, Philadelphia’s newest and queerest transit(ion) center. Home to Priority Hoarding: A Retrospectacle, this immersive experience packed with 16 years worth of cabaret baggage is an “architectural, technological, and archival dreamworld” that’s yours to explore. Board a Flight of Fancy with Receding Airlines. Where to? You decide!
Produced by The Bearded Ladies Cabaret
Thursday & Friday 4-9PM | Last timed entry at 8:15PM
Saturday 11AM-3PM | Last timed entry at 2:15PM
at The Hairport | 444 N 3rd Street, Philadelphia PA 19123
Tickets:
Pay What You Decide Advance: $16-35
Pay What You Decide At the Door: $0-35 (NOTAFLOF)
It will take travelers approximately 75-90 minutes to explore the entire Hairport. An opportunity to ride a surrey bike is offered but not required.
Priority Hoarding has been supported by The Pew Center for Arts & Heritage
Part of Collective Futures
The Bearded Ladies Cabaret is a queer arts organization that sits on your lap and sings you a story. Whether it’s an opera, a home-made cabaret, a musical walking tour, or a show on a truck, we employ song, spectacle, storytelling, and heart to welcome audiences into moments of joy, healing, and subversion. Through sharing our original pieces and creating bespoke platforms for performance at home in Philadelphia, nationally, and abroad, we nurture artistic connection for a community of misfits, rabble-rousers, chanteuses and the people who love and need them.

